Wonlintam is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, loving turtle.

Wonlintam created a photon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonlintam, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wonlintam, he will not care at all.

Wonlintam's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Wonlintam's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always obey Wonlintam's priests.