Cabquartgess is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, flying snake.

Cabquartgess created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabquartgess, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cabquartgess, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cabquartgess' most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Cabquartgess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not kill sharks.

3. Never jump near badgers.

4. Run away from white dolphins, for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about asteroids.