Manhubran is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, deceitful fox.

Manhubran created viruses four billion years ago.

If you believe in Manhubran, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Manhubran, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Manhubran's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Manhubran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt shrews.

2. Hide if four tapirs approach from the south.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Do not wear yellow clothing.

5. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.