Mobrildum is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, ruthless zebra.

Mobrildum created dark matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Mobrildum, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mobrildum, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Mobrildum's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Mobrildum's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Mobrildum four times a day.

2. Always obey Mobrildum's priests.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always wear purple.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.