Weebutcub is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, passionate raccoon.

Weebutcub created the planet Saturn four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weebutcub, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Weebutcub, she will turn you into a worm.

Weebutcub's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Weebutcub's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always obey Weebutcub's priests.

5. Put Weebutcub first in all things.