Fenbamfoss is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, weak skunk.

Fenbamfoss created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fenbamfoss, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fenbamfoss, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Fenbamfoss' most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Fenbamfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fenbamfoss.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.