Dinwotsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a small, bad-tempered elephant.

Dinwotsaw created a down quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Dinwotsaw, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dinwotsaw, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Dinwotsaw's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Dinwotsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.