Kiksterbom is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unthoughtful human.

Kiksterbom created a top quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Kiksterbom, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kiksterbom, it will destroy your favourite star.

Kiksterbom's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Kiksterbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.