Dotlibdog Vadzaktig is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, ruthless fairy.

Dotlibdog Vadzaktig created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dotlibdog Vadzaktig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dotlibdog Vadzaktig, he will turn you into a mole.

Dotlibdog Vadzaktig's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Dotlibdog Vadzaktig's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near doves.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Dotlibdog Vadzaktig.

5. Feed all hungry bats.