Cisskimsat is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, deceitful dugong.

Cisskimsat created a top quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cisskimsat, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cisskimsat, it will turn you into a puffin.

Cisskimsat's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Cisskimsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed strawberries to horses while wearing pink stockings.

2. Do not speak about bread.

3. Never think ill of sick swans.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Run away if seven snakes approach from the south.