Nutyattraw is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, strong frog.

Nutyattraw created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nutyattraw, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nutyattraw, he will come to you in dreams.

Nutyattraw's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Nutyattraw's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from mauve hamsters, for they are unholy.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never paint your face pink.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Never look in ponds.