Bissidfotsakxindutnuttyak is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, prudent camel.

Bissidfotsakxindutnuttyak created life two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bissidfotsakxindutnuttyak, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bissidfotsakxindutnuttyak, it will turn you into a goat.

Bissidfotsakxindutnuttyak's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Bissidfotsakxindutnuttyak's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bissidfotsakxindutnuttyak.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.