Carkiktun Lunsatjen is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sapient bear.

Carkiktun Lunsatjen created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Carkiktun Lunsatjen, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Carkiktun Lunsatjen, it will be very sad.

Carkiktun Lunsatjen's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Carkiktun Lunsatjen's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry horses.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

5. Do not eat turnips.