Mumflabfudflow is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonest newt.

Mumflabfudflow created the planet Jupiter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumflabfudflow, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mumflabfudflow, it will torture you forever.

Mumflabfudflow's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Mumflabfudflow's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Hide from indigo snakes for they are unholy.

5. Always take life seriously.