Yogbunwit is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, self-confident monkey.

Yogbunwit created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yogbunwit, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yogbunwit, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yogbunwit's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Yogbunwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.