Gumdoding is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, idiotic mink.

Gumdoding created Europe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gumdoding, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gumdoding, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gumdoding's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Gumdoding's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gumdoding.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about frogs.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.
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