Cipnigmap is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, unfair squirrel.

Cipnigmap created a quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipnigmap, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cipnigmap, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cipnigmap's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Cipnigmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sharks.

2. Cipnigmap loves seals, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always help horses.