Rulcubrak is a god.

He takes the form of a small, dishonourable naga.

Rulcubrak created a top quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rulcubrak, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rulcubrak, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Rulcubrak's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Rulcubrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt great tits.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Rulcubrak on top of all buildings.

5. Never look at galaxies.