Rulcubrak is a god.
He takes the form of a small, dishonourable
naga.
Rulcubrak created a top quark six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Rulcubrak, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Rulcubrak, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Rulcubrak's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.
Rulcubrak's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt great tits.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Rulcubrak on top of all buildings.
5. Never look at galaxies.