Jignibcam is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, competent bird.

Jignibcam created the world nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jignibcam, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Jignibcam, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Jignibcam's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Jignibcam's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five mites approach from the south.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.