Flabbemgilvenlat Fasjigced is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, fussy bat.

Flabbemgilvenlat Fasjigced created vertebrates two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flabbemgilvenlat Fasjigced, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Flabbemgilvenlat Fasjigced, it will refuse to believe in you.

Flabbemgilvenlat Fasjigced's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Flabbemgilvenlat Fasjigced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. You must love Flabbemgilvenlat Fasjigced.

3. Always obey Flabbemgilvenlat Fasjigced's priests.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.