Canlidmin is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, generous pigeon.

Canlidmin created a quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Canlidmin, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Canlidmin, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Canlidmin's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Canlidmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.