Gepyikman is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, clever snake.

Gepyikman created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepyikman, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gepyikman, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gepyikman's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Gepyikman's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never feed tomatoes to rats while wearing purple shorts.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never talk about shrews.