Rowteengil is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unjust giraffe.

Rowteengil created the universe four million years ago.

If you believe in Rowteengil, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rowteengil, she will curse you with boils.

Rowteengil's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Rowteengil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not cook food in pots.