Flowquillpan is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, competent deer.

Flowquillpan created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowquillpan, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flowquillpan, it will turn you into a rat.

Flowquillpan's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Flowquillpan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not speak about oranges.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Never think about gravity.