Yimveenxucklegbetcat is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, slow troll.

Yimveenxucklegbetcat created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimveenxucklegbetcat, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yimveenxucklegbetcat, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Yimveenxucklegbetcat's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Yimveenxucklegbetcat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick snails.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yimveenxucklegbetcat.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not shave your neck.