Sterdityim is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, cheerful mouse.

Sterdityim created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterdityim, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sterdityim, she will turn you into a mouse.

Sterdityim's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Sterdityim's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Run away from magenta shrews, for they are unholy.

4. Never paint your feet green.

5. Always help turtles.