Sitdimwat Cemganflab is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, fast hummingbird.

Sitdimwat Cemganflab created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Sitdimwat Cemganflab, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sitdimwat Cemganflab, she will come to you in dreams.

Sitdimwat Cemganflab's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Sitdimwat Cemganflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Feed all hungry swans.

3. Always look after injured geese.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always help mice in need.