Lunvidort is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, intelligent horse.

Lunvidort created a photon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunvidort, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lunvidort, she will cry a lot.

Lunvidort's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Lunvidort's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mice.

2. Never think ill of sick frogs.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Never eat bark.