Nulbugpangbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, astonishing badger.

Nulbugpangbarn created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulbugpangbarn, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nulbugpangbarn, she will come to you in dreams.

Nulbugpangbarn's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Nulbugpangbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Never mention hamsters.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Nulbugpangbarn must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.