Bafmiglip is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, tiresome parrot.

Bafmiglip created everything that exists three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bafmiglip, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bafmiglip, he will not care at all.

Bafmiglip's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Bafmiglip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Do not dye your hair orange.

5. Do not kill nematodes.