Tadmifmisgov is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, vain fish.

Tadmifmisgov created the cosmos two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadmifmisgov, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tadmifmisgov, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Tadmifmisgov's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Tadmifmisgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always help sheep.

3. Never laugh near seals.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

5. Never paint your head white.