Vogvidkam is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, calm goblin.

Vogvidkam created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogvidkam, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vogvidkam, it will not care at all.

Vogvidkam's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Vogvidkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Worship no other gods but Vogvidkam.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never hurt grasshopers.

5. You must love Vogvidkam.