Neggep Rakmobcep is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, unsympathetic faun.

Neggep Rakmobcep created a quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Neggep Rakmobcep, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Neggep Rakmobcep, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Neggep Rakmobcep's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Neggep Rakmobcep's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. You must pray to Neggep Rakmobcep six times a day.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Worship no other gods but Neggep Rakmobcep.