Fubvagget Negwapbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, resourceful hippopotamus.

Fubvagget Negwapbiss created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubvagget Negwapbiss, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fubvagget Negwapbiss, he will turn you into a snail.

Fubvagget Negwapbiss' most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fubvagget Negwapbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fubvagget Negwapbiss' name in vain.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Never skip in the presence of ducks.

4. You must love Fubvagget Negwapbiss.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.