Cemponquat is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, merciful eagle.

Cemponquat created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemponquat, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cemponquat, it will destroy your home planet.

Cemponquat's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Cemponquat's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never wear green corsets.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Cemponquat.