Gupcumbin is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, idiotic rat.

Gupcumbin created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupcumbin, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gupcumbin, it will refuse to believe in you.

Gupcumbin's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Gupcumbin's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Gupcumbin's priests.

2. Always look after injured rats.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Put Gupcumbin first in all things.