Mobgarfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, staggering dryad.

Mobgarfarn created humankind seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobgarfarn, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mobgarfarn, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Mobgarfarn's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Mobgarfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention manatees.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.