Yarlbassbell is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, conceited unicorn.

Yarlbassbell created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarlbassbell, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Yarlbassbell, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Yarlbassbell's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Yarlbassbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue tights.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Always help aardvarks.