Bugmannellcad is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, ill-tempered sheep.

Bugmannellcad created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugmannellcad, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bugmannellcad, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Bugmannellcad's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Bugmannellcad's Holy Commandments

1. Bugmannellcad must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not take Bugmannellcad's name in vain.

5. Never talk about cell theory.
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