Vabflisflab is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, intelligent goat.

Vabflisflab created bats eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabflisflab, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vabflisflab, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Vabflisflab's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Vabflisflab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Never hurt bats.

5. You must love Vabflisflab.