Ruttnartbopdinsomgub is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, self-confident unicorn.

Ruttnartbopdinsomgub created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttnartbopdinsomgub, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ruttnartbopdinsomgub, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Ruttnartbopdinsomgub's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Ruttnartbopdinsomgub's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry birds.

2. Hide from orange sheep for they are unholy.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.