Pigflating is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, bad-tempered whale.

Pigflating created gold five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigflating, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pigflating, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Pigflating's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Pigflating's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Put Pigflating first in all things.

4. You must pray to Pigflating five times a day.

5. Never mention dogs.