Camhanced is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, able rhinoceros.

Camhanced created dark matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Camhanced, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Camhanced, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Camhanced's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Camhanced's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never paint your back black.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Respect your elders.
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