Hunmadtonk is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unfair jackal.

Hunmadtonk created bats three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunmadtonk, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hunmadtonk, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Hunmadtonk's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Hunmadtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not take Hunmadtonk's name in vain.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.