Flanlaghom is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, deceitful wyvern.

Flanlaghom created the solar system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flanlaghom, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Flanlaghom, he will turn you into a worm.

Flanlaghom's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Flanlaghom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises in need.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.