Hubbitflam is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, duplicitous frog.

Hubbitflam created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hubbitflam, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hubbitflam, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Hubbitflam's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Hubbitflam's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Hubbitflam.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Hubbitflam.

4. Hubbitflam loves seals, so they must be respected.

5. Worship no other gods but Hubbitflam.