Cut is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, tiresome faun.

Cut created the universe four years ago.

If you believe in Cut, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cut, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cut's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Cut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt geese.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Cut.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.