Hugbudzogcanlaggenjop is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, unsympathetic goose.

Hugbudzogcanlaggenjop created a photon four million years ago.

If you believe in Hugbudzogcanlaggenjop, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hugbudzogcanlaggenjop, it will be very unhappy.

Hugbudzogcanlaggenjop's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Hugbudzogcanlaggenjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

4. Do not take Hugbudzogcanlaggenjop's name in vain.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.