Fudgatsit is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, passionate bee.

Fudgatsit created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fudgatsit, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fudgatsit, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fudgatsit's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Fudgatsit's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Fudgatsit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never eat nuts.

5. Never feed onions to mice while wearing fawn dresses.