Veenweetaddadbimfubwatbass is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, contented cow.

Veenweetaddadbimfubwatbass created the planet Venus three billion years ago.

If you believe in Veenweetaddadbimfubwatbass, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Veenweetaddadbimfubwatbass, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Veenweetaddadbimfubwatbass' most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Veenweetaddadbimfubwatbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Great tits are not to be trusted.